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FACT: lesbians consummate their relationships by introducing one another to their respective cats. If the cat and the girlfriend do not get along, it is a sign from Sappho that the relationship is doomed.

putyourdukesup:

Oh damn - I wish I would have known this sooner. 

my cat NEVER likes the girls I date. she starts crying when we have sex or will just sit there and angrily stare. as I don’t exactly having an outstanding relationship track record, maybe she was onto something…

 
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