April 2013
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Anonymous asked: First I want to let you know that roommate #2 feels very left out because she wasn't notified that there was an "ask-Rebekah-a-ton-of-anon-questions-on-tumblr-athon" going on. Second, I would like to think that cat you would speak up for herself and shit in those practical lesbian shoes in human Carson's closet. Third, is there any circumstance under the sun that you would...
Anonymous asked: If you could successfully anonymously leave a flaming bag of dog poop on someones doorway. Who would you leave it for? and would it be a different person if the successful anonymous punishment was slashing their tires? (even if they dont have a car pretend they do)
Anonymous asked: If you could eliminate the importance given to one current social status milestone in life what would it be? (worded wrong, but i mean like american dream style: marriage, procreation, job success, nice car, home ownership) and what would you like to be given more importance instead?
mammothluv asked: I worry about cat you with your pent up feelings and overeating of wet food. My aunt had a cat named Tubby Perkins who got so depressed he would just lay in the closet refuse to come out for anything except food. I feel like it's a slippery slope until cat you is 25 pounds and curled up in the dark next to human Carson's sensible lesbian shoes and refusing to move. Would Carson or Joyce...
metatxt said: This sounds both accurate and tragic. Obvs Carson would be fine with it.
oh, you remind me I have forgotten important things. as a human being Carson is a flannel wearing lesbian who sits on her front porch and stares out into the distance contemplating her feels. I suppose, as a cat, I should be supportive of her doing this, and curl up on her lap; but instead I would be...
Anonymous asked: also, what do you think your relationships would be like if Carson and Joyce were human and you were their cat?
Anonymous asked: wait are only drugged roommates supposed to ask you weird questions? what are your primary regression behaviors?
Anonymous asked: If you were a bridesmaid in a friends wedding, and you HATED the dress she picked, would you: A. decline to be a bridesmaid B. tell her you hate it and try to change her mind C. pretend you like it and talk about it to your friends D. would you not care if you hated it E. secret other option Also would this be a different answer if the bride was in the family?
Anonymous asked: are we supposed to send you anon questions today?! I missed the memo. you like some mainstream culture and shows earnestly, which I sometimes find baffling. "Friends," Real Housewives, pop music, IDK just certain suburb-acceptable media objects. what is that?
Anonymous asked: The following is a hypothetical situation - Do you wish that when your roommates used your prescriptions they would do their work instead of inundate you with weird questions?
Anonymous asked: You appear like/prefer older women now relationshipwise, do you think that will continue, or that you will reach an age where you want someone who is the same age as you and no longer find the older women attractive?
Anonymous asked: Who is your favorite roommate of all time that is an animal? (your pet cant be your favorite)
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