but like a whole bucket of stars

alternatives to intercourse

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Holy shit, I’ve never noticed her belly button piercing before…

I GUESS MY ATTENTION WAS FOCUSED ELSEWHERE

omg, she wears high-cut briefs? WHO WEARS HIGH-CUT BRIEFS?

ps is that her cameltoe you can see in the right gif

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autostraddle:

(via Autostraddle — 23 Vintage Young Adult Novel Covers With Major Lesbian Subtext)

thieves. this was my fb profile pic months ago

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death-by-lulz:

vodkacupcakes:

My mom taped a net against my door with a bunch of balloon so when i opened the door they all fell and it scared the shit out of me.

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lol moms

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Anonymous

asks:

First I want to let you know that roommate #2 feels very left out because she wasn't notified that there was an "ask-Rebekah-a-ton-of-anon-questions-on-tumblr-athon" going on. Second, I would like to think that cat you would speak up for herself and shit in those practical lesbian shoes in human Carson's closet. Third, is there any circumstance under the sun that you would willingly sleep with Alex Trebek for?

you just want cat me to shit on people’s things as a coping mechanism bc that is your cat’s coping mechanism

I would def have sex with alex trebeck under certain conditions

-if I would be given $100k or greater

-if the only way I could have sex with a super hot girl would be to have sex with him first

-if it was required to save my or a loved one’s life

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Anonymous

asks:

If you could successfully anonymously leave a flaming bag of dog poop on someones doorway. Who would you leave it for? and would it be a different person if the successful anonymous punishment was slashing their tires? (even if they dont have a car pretend they do)

ex-gf #3. would totally slash her tires too.

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Anonymous

asks:

If you could eliminate the importance given to one current social status milestone in life what would it be? (worded wrong, but i mean like american dream style: marriage, procreation, job success, nice car, home ownership) and what would you like to be given more importance instead?

eliminate importance of marriage, replace with importance of foodler gold status. on facebook instead of “in a relationship with______” it would say “foodler points balance: ________”

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mammothluv

asks:

I worry about cat you with your pent up feelings and overeating of wet food. My aunt had a cat named Tubby Perkins who got so depressed he would just lay in the closet refuse to come out for anything except food. I feel like it's a slippery slope until cat you is 25 pounds and curled up in the dark next to human Carson's sensible lesbian shoes and refusing to move. Would Carson or Joyce care enough to find you a kitty psychiatrist?

I feel like Carson would have enough crunchy lesbian friends who would advise her to find me a kitty psychiatrist, so I do have hope. I also hope that I will hear/read the phrase “cat you” at least 10 more times before I die, though that still wouldn’t be enough.

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weirdly hot

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