thieves. this was my fb profile pic months ago
you just want cat me to shit on people’s things as a coping mechanism bc that is your cat’s coping mechanism
I would def have sex with alex trebeck under certain conditions
-if I would be given $100k or greater
-if the only way I could have sex with a super hot girl would be to have sex with him first
-if it was required to save my or a loved one’s life
ex-gf #3. would totally slash her tires too.
eliminate importance of marriage, replace with importance of foodler gold status. on facebook instead of “in a relationship with______” it would say “foodler points balance: ________”
I feel like Carson would have enough crunchy lesbian friends who would advise her to find me a kitty psychiatrist, so I do have hope. I also hope that I will hear/read the phrase “cat you” at least 10 more times before I die, though that still wouldn’t be enough.